I added this page just for the thrill of it. So many times you hear really funny sports quotes that you remember forever, here are mine:
Note: If you have any really good quotes, please e-mail them to me at jmorand47@yahoo.com.
| Football: | |||
| 1) | "I didn't get up when that train hit me, I just laid there and watched." |
-Ex Bears coach Mike Ditka, after watching his Bears lose to the Vikings 45 - 13. |
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| 2) | "Football is a cold, cold business and in New England it's even colder." | -Ex Cowboy's Linebacker Eugene Lockhart, after learning he was traded to New England. | |
| 3) | "His personnel phone bill was too high." | - Ex Falcon's coach Jerry Glanville commenting why he cut then Linebacker, Marcus Cotton. Cotton had 2 car phones, 1 for business calls and 1 for personnel calls. | |
| 4) | "Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site." | -Ex Buccaneers coach John McKay. | |
| 5) | "I'm in favor of it." | -Ex Buccaneers coach John McKay when asked by a reporter what he thought of his teams execution. | |
| 6) | "I was afraid I'd get shot." | -Ex Falcons OT Lincoln Kennedy, when asked if he voted in the last election. |
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Basketball: |
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| 1) | "If he gives me 100 million, I'll give him the franchise." | -Milwaukee Bucks owner, Herb Cole on the contract demands of then first round pick Glenn Robinson. | |
| 2) | "I saw him naked, he's not on steroids." | -Charles Barkley, on then Suns teammate Joe McElvaine who was suspended for 3 games for steroid use. |
| Baseball: | |||
| 1) | "There will be peace in the middle east before Michael Jordan plays in the major leagues." | -Ex pitcher Larry Anderson on Michael Jordan's chances on playing in the major leagues. |
| Others: | |||
| 1) | "Its not whether you win or lose, its how good you looked!" | -David Lee Roth |