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I added this page just for the thrill of it. So many times you hear
really funny sports quotes that you remember forever, here are mine:
Note: If you have any really good quotes, please e-mail them to me at jmorand47@yahoo.com.
| Football: |
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| 1) |
"I didn't
get up when that train hit me, I just laid there and watched." |
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-Ex Bears coach Mike Ditka, after watching his Bears lose to the Vikings 45
- 13.
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"Football is
a cold, cold business and in New England it's even colder." |
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-Ex Cowboy's Linebacker Eugene Lockhart, after learning he was traded to New
England. |
| 3) |
"His
personnel phone bill was too high." |
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- Ex Falcon's coach Jerry Glanville commenting why he cut then Linebacker,
Marcus Cotton. Cotton had 2 car phones, 1 for business calls and 1 for
personnel calls. |
| 4) |
"Well, we've
determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need
is a neutral site." |
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-Ex Buccaneers coach John McKay. |
| 5) |
"I'm in
favor of it." |
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-Ex Buccaneers coach John McKay when asked by a reporter what he thought of his
teams execution. |
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"I was afraid I'd get shot." |
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-Ex Falcons OT Lincoln Kennedy, when asked if
he voted in the last election. |
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Basketball:
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| 1) |
"If he gives
me 100 million, I'll give him the franchise." |
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-Milwaukee Bucks owner, Herb Cole on the contract demands of then first round
pick Glenn Robinson. |
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"I saw him
naked, he's not on steroids." |
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-Charles Barkley, on then Suns teammate Joe McElvaine who was suspended for 3 games
for steroid use. |
| Baseball: |
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| 1) |
"There will
be peace in the middle east before Michael Jordan plays in the major
leagues." |
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-Ex pitcher Larry Anderson on Michael Jordan's chances on playing in the major
leagues. |
| Others: |
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| 1) |
"Its not whether
you win or lose, its how good you looked!" |
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-David Lee Roth |
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